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Today we want to
show you a shining example for all men who have to give account to their
wives or girlfriends as to the acquisition,
photo: Eric Wachtel (translation and text processing by H+E Stoeckl) |
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Attack dogs kill alligator in Florida -
Bill for banning attack dogs in FL
In the southernmost state of the U.S. a pack of attack dogs has mauled an alligator. Since alligators are protected by the cites law a bill for banning attack dogs in Florida will come into effect soon.
A tourist has made a photo of the butchery. If you have steady nerves then click on the photo link.
Think twice, it is a terrible sight!!!
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Today we want to
show you a shining example for all men who have to give account to their
wives or girlfriends as to the acquisition,
photo: Eric Wachtel (translation and text processing by H+E Stoeckl) |
A
little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest
little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
And the
shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on
her level, and asks, "Do you want a wittle white wabby or
a soft and fuwwy black wabby or maybe one like that cute
wittle brown wabby over there?"
She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and
says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my boa weally gives
a phuck!"
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We always wondered, why Boa
constrictor snakes are that muscular, although they laze about all
day and never do a workout. A self-trial brought the solution of the riddle:
Itīs the rats- and mice diet!!!
(Hermann after 3 month rats and mice diet) |
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For three month we only ate raw and fried rats and mice and lazed about all the time. Here is the result
(Erika after 3 month rats and mice diet) |
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encouraged of the success regarding the
rats and mice diet, Hermann decided to start another trial:
The guinea-pig diet
WHAT A GRAVE MISTAKE........!!!
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Erika and Astrid and the
elephant
ladies Betty
We proudly present our new pets It wasn't exactly easy to persuade the
authorities to grant permission housing the two of them in |
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... but when so many boas are housed some additional elephants doesn't matter ;o) |
